I am so Happy I Could BARF!!!
Have that ever happen to you? You know, when you are so happy, laughing like crazy, you actually feel lik you could barf? Not sick to your stomach but literally that HAPPY enough to hurl whatever was in your tummy at the moment?
Yes, I know you must be reading this and thinking, “This is one strange blogger.” Yes, a strange one, indeed. But you know what, hey, I don’t care. I have been told I am unique.
It did happen to me once in Savannah with my best friend when we were out shooting pictures at dawn for our photography class but that’s another story. For those of you who have been following my website in the past couple weeks, you know the fustration I have been dealing with in regards to all kinds of issues with the host server CPU overloads, free WordPress themes and so on and on…
Okay, we get it, you are a weirdo. So what are you trying to tell us?
The bottom line is this, I have gotten to a point where I was willing to pay for a professional design. I actually stumbled upon this theme by accident when I was googling “designing wordpress theme” and found Solostream’s WP Magazine Theme 1.0. If this is what 1.0 looks like, there is no telling what I would do when 2.0 comes out.
As soon as I saw this theme, I was ready to quit work for the night and run home to buy the license (yes, it is not a FREE theme, screw that, goodbye FREE themes. And good riddance at that too!). I had to wait to hear back from the developer because I had a question about which license to buy considering my sub-domain and I wanted to make sure I was in compliance with the developer’s wishes.
This was my temperance because it allowed me to sit down and just really go through the entire demo where Michael actually has turned it into an interactive demo slash tutorial where readers actually left comments on how to do this or that and Michael responded in the comments. Truly a brilliant way to promote your theme as a business serving your customers needs.
Value Added Products Reigns Supreme!
Tons of values were added here, all I needed was to just follow the instructions and nod my head as I went along diligently obeying the developer’s instruction like an 8 year old alter boy attending Sisters of Notre Dame.
Geez, whiz, bang! Not only does my website looks cool and smooth as Andrew Dice Clay - Dice Rules!
), it certainly is giving you more bang for your buck. Actually, you aren’t paying anything unless you want to purchase this theme through my affiliate link. After all, my website is free for you to browse.
Yaayyy!!! I am happy for you and me too!!! But how are you going to pay for it???
Hai, I will be paying for it! In fact, I have been working on this approach for the past several months now. Not only was I beginning to make money through my advertisers on this website, I was also putting away $50 bucks a month in a separate account for my business purposes which includes this website.
In fact, the logo you see here was bought and paid for at a nice tune of $150 dollars through a contest on Sitepoint.
But you know what? Now that I have the combined POWER of my logo and this new theme, I will be able to recoup the amount of traffic and revenue I lost during the last few weeks due to all these moronic issues. Yes, I was making some money before the whole thing blew up in cyberspace two weeks ago. So hey JACK, I may not know SQUAT about what happened but I know I’m BACK!
I am so way back now that I am that happy enough to barf but I won’t for the sake of decency.
So now I am going to bed and dream the incredible dream that my website will bring forth to the world. To those of you who are subscribed through my RSS reader, be sure to come here and pay me a visit. If you haven’t subscribed, you can do so here now.
Tell me what you think so far. Do you like it? Do you LOVE it?
